We hope that you are putting your education to good use and have become a great success in your chosen field. At the very least, we hope you were able to share in the $25 million settlement generously agreed to by our esteemed president and U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel.
Notwithstanding the judge was of Mexican heritage and therefore likely biased against President Trump and notwithstanding the scurrilous claims by many that we were never a legitimate, degree-granting university and are now, in fact, defunct, we’d like to start with a clean slate and make you a once-in-a-lifetime offer.