Let Me Intratain You
<p>Rand I swung our bags over the gate, and being the tallest of the two, he jumped the fence first. “<em>Your turn now!</em>” he said in a thick Italian accent. I took my sandals off and followed him barefoot, one cautious little step at a time. Finding my footing on a narrow ledge, I made it to the other side of the fence unscathed.</p>
<p>It’s been a year since I last trespassed private property. This time though, I had a very good reason to be there. R and I met a month ago when I volunteered for a rooftop garden event at Green Point, Brooklyn. “<em>I’m a performance artist,</em>” he said while perched on a third-story veranda.</p>
<p>I was captivated.</p>
<p>Once inside the community garden, R poured water onto the powdered cement he had been carrying in his bag. He prepared the mixture; his nails already stained grey from a previous stunt. Laying out the ceramic tiles on the earth, he looked at me and said, “<em>I don’t do art to entertain people.</em>” And in one of those perfect accidents, he overpronounced the “<em>e</em>” so that it sounded more like “<em>eee” </em>and conjoined the <em>t </em>and the<em> r, </em>so what I heard coming out of his mouth was “<em>eentratainment.</em>”</p>
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