I love The Almighty, yes I do.
But I don’t believe he was a Middle-Eastern Jew.
The portrait on Grandma’s wall shows he’s white,
That’s a big part of why I feel he’s right.
I go to church every Sunday,
Then discriminate every Monday.
I’ve always led a Christian life,
I yell and scream at my Christian wife.
Surely it’s ok to chug a little booze,
While I’m blasting my beloved Fox News.
I love Trump, and DeSantis isn’t bad,
They’re the most respected leaders we’ve ever had.
All these flags, I’m never hidin’
Blue Lives Matter and Fuck Joe Biden.
I love stars and bars, the Confederacy.