Christian is My Name, if Only in Name
<p>I love The Almighty, yes I do.</p>
<p>But I don’t believe he was a Middle-Eastern Jew.</p>
<p>The portrait on Grandma’s wall shows he’s white,</p>
<p>That’s a big part of why I feel he’s right.</p>
<p>I go to church every Sunday,</p>
<p>Then discriminate every Monday.</p>
<p>I’ve always led a Christian life,</p>
<p>I yell and scream at my Christian wife.</p>
<p>Surely it’s ok to chug a little booze,</p>
<p>While I’m blasting my beloved Fox News.</p>
<p>I love Trump, and DeSantis isn’t bad,</p>
<p>They’re the most respected leaders we’ve ever had.</p>
<p>All these flags, I’m never hidin’</p>
<p>Blue Lives Matter and Fuck Joe Biden.</p>
<p>I love stars and bars, the Confederacy.</p>
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