Christian is My Name, if Only in Name

I love The Almighty, yes I do.

But I don’t believe he was a Middle-Eastern Jew.

The portrait on Grandma’s wall shows he’s white,

That’s a big part of why I feel he’s right.

I go to church every Sunday,

Then discriminate every Monday.

I’ve always led a Christian life,

I yell and scream at my Christian wife.

Surely it’s ok to chug a little booze,

While I’m blasting my beloved Fox News.

I love Trump, and DeSantis isn’t bad,

They’re the most respected leaders we’ve ever had.

All these flags, I’m never hidin’

Blue Lives Matter and Fuck Joe Biden.

I love stars and bars, the Confederacy.

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