“Medical Student, Year 3, Burg?” inquires the Whippledick-Worthingham Endowed Professor of Internal Medicine and All Other Forms of Brilliance and Scholarship.
“Did you send the stat serum stool velocity titer (sssvt) and the cerebrospinal fluid Tupperware level assay (cfTla) on your patient, the distinguished Mr. Whippledick-Worthingham III who now lies before us, piteously suffering, in suite Jesus 1A at the Yale New Haven Hospital ?” the Endowed Professor continues.