The Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v Wade has caused no small amount of handwringing by some who find the loss of freedom for some persons, namely those with uteri, disturbing. While understandably upsetting, this is an opportune moment to jettison outdated ideas concerning the rightful place of uteri in the governance of our citizenry. For far too long, uteri have been underappreciated as a source of fetuses, who will soon have the full rights of personhood, a long-term goal of fetal champions. Alas, fetuses and children cannot vote, so someone should vote for them. It is time to give every uterus its due.
Friggin Perks of Too Many Birthdays
If shrinking is part of the deal as my birthdays pile up then it’s only fair I have a say in what shrinks. I’m…