Friggin Perks of Too Many Birthdays

<p>If shrinking is part of the deal as my birthdays pile up then it&rsquo;s only fair I have a say in what shrinks. I&rsquo;m all for a shrinking middle, a minimized keester, and less flab on the parts that used to be flab-free.</p> <p>The bad news is it doesn&rsquo;t seem to work like that.</p> <p>Once a year, I&rsquo;m forced to face the truth when I show up for measuring under duress &mdash; my annual physical.</p> <p>The first measurement is the dreaded scale. I don&rsquo;t know why they don&rsquo;t take my word for it like the DMV does. My driver&rsquo;s license claims my weight hasn&rsquo;t changed in 20 years.</p> <p><a href="https://muddyum.net/unwelcome-perks-of-too-many-birthdays-e8465c756f22"><strong>Read More</strong></a></p>
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