Friggin Perks of Too Many Birthdays
<p>If shrinking is part of the deal as my birthdays pile up then it’s only fair I have a say in what shrinks. I’m all for a shrinking middle, a minimized keester, and less flab on the parts that used to be flab-free.</p>
<p>The bad news is it doesn’t seem to work like that.</p>
<p>Once a year, I’m forced to face the truth when I show up for measuring under duress — my annual physical.</p>
<p>The first measurement is the dreaded scale. I don’t know why they don’t take my word for it like the DMV does. My driver’s license claims my weight hasn’t changed in 20 years.</p>
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