“Wonderin bout my luggij, an what happened to da rollers? Dat’s my extra shit fer dis new gig I just landed in Lung Eyelund City!
Youse knows where dat’s at? Way over by dere, east a Manhattin on dis side a da riva, da odder side a da tracks, if youse knows what I means, just nort a da midtown thoroughfairs acrost by Ferty-Fits Street.
Dey’s gots classy apartmints wid terrific cityscape views, but don’t let dat fool youse, Son. Look aroun and realize youse still lives in fucken Queens, newsfuckenflash.
Dem places too espensive fer cheap basterds, an too cheap fer people wid real coin, if youse asks me, but last I checked nobody was fucken askin.