Let’s get real for a second. These days, enlightenment seems to be just a filter away. But can we talk about the actual journey? It’s like navigating a minefield, except the mines are unsolicited advice, weird health trends (I’m looking at you, kale smoothies), and the constant battle of trying to meditate without thinking about what to have for dinner.
And don’t get me started on the whole ‘being present’ thing. I mean, how can I focus on my breath when I’m busy thinking about whether my ex saw my latest Insta story? Priorities, people!