Toronto scares the hell out of me. No wonder I have hermit tendencies; I feel like I’m taking my life into my hands every time I go out the door into ‘The Big Smoke’.
It’s like a freaking zoo out there! I swear they should make a board game based on living in Toronto. I know that a few years back there was a promotional game called “Torontopoly” made to promote tourism. All of the usual spaces like “Boardwalk” and “Reading Railroad” were replaced by Toronto businesses.
If I’d been in charge of designing “Torontopoly”, I know for a fact the game would be lot more true to life. Oh sure, it’d be like “Monopoly”…but the object of the game would be to get around the board ONCE, ALIVE. In relatively one piece, of course; a missing wallet, car, or earlobe is acceptable.