Tag: McConnell

Corpse Of Mitch McConnell Is ‘Perfectly Capable’ Insists Senator

Sen. Mike Rounds (R-S.D) insisted that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is “perfectly capable” of continuing his work after the late politician keeled over during a press conference, “I spoke at Mitch yesterday evening… and, sure… he didn’t say much, bu...

Speculation That Mitch McConnell Had a Stroke in Public

Senator Mitch McConnell (R) froze midsentence during an appearance at his weekly news conference in the Capitol and was escorted away to recover. Many speculate that he may have had a stroke, with the term “stroke” trending on what was formally known as Twitter. The video...

Mitch McConnell and the Coming Tyranny of the Minority

We must give credit where credit is due. Mitch McConnell waited almost a full hour after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to release the statement that had certainly been sitting on his hard drive since the beginning of the year. In doing so, of course, he completely reversed the position ...