Corpse Of Mitch McConnell Is ‘Perfectly Capable’ Insists Senator

<p>Sen. Mike Rounds (R-S.D) insisted that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is &ldquo;perfectly capable&rdquo; of continuing his work after the late politician keeled over during a press conference,</p> <p><em>&ldquo;I spoke at Mitch yesterday evening&hellip; and, sure&hellip; he didn&rsquo;t say much, but he&rsquo;s in good shape&rdquo;</em>&nbsp;Rounds told CNN journalists last night.</p> <p>Speaking at a press conference in Kentucky, McConnell grabbed his chest, and yelled<em>&nbsp;&lsquo;You promised I&rsquo;d have more time you lying horned son-of-a-bitch&rsquo;&nbsp;</em>after being asked about his re-election plans for 2026. He then slumped to the floor, voided his bowels, stopped breathing, and remained motionless face down on the carpet for forty minutes.</p> <p>An aide said McConnell planned to consult a doctor, before correcting herself with &lsquo;coroner.&rsquo;</p> <p>The leader has been plagued with ill-health for a while but this is the first time he is believed to have died. Health scares of the 81-year-old, the longest-serving Senate Party have long been the talk of the capitol, raising questions of his suitability and what could be done if he were unable to continue.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/corpse-of-mitch-mcconnell-is-perfectly-capable-insists-senator-4fd83b2b5435"><strong>Learn More</strong></a></p>