Tag: Lament

Angel’s Lament: It’s 2023 and I’m Still Looking for Someone to Give Birth to Jesus

Hey Michael, Gabriel here. Hope you’re enjoying the promotion to Head Archangel. PLEASE thank your assistant for adding Angel-Human Relations Sensitivity Training to my calendar. Can’t wait to take it for the 777th (778th?) time! I’m assuming this is because of the complaint fil...

Lament of an Imperialist

In an interview on NPR, Brilyn Hollyhand, a tone-deaf, culturally ignorant Gen Z conservative, used his voice to give form and sound to the following statement – “I am a white, straight male. I’m bottom of the totem pole. And I really am.” He said this in August of 2023...