Angel’s Lament: It’s 2023 and I’m Still Looking for Someone to Give Birth to Jesus

Hey Michael, Gabriel here. Hope you’re enjoying the promotion to Head Archangel. PLEASE thank your assistant for adding Angel-Human Relations Sensitivity Training to my calendar. Can’t wait to take it for the 777th (778th?) time! I’m assuming this is because of the complaint filed against me by a recent unsuccessful Holy Mother recruit, one Faith R. from Fresno. It kills me that I had this whole thing in the bag two thousand years ago. Seemingly perfect mother, solid stepdad, it’s go time, and I turn around and Mary’s out because she’s been diagnosed with a “sudden onset dermatitis that might complicate pregnancy at this time.” (Between us, I’ll always wonder if Mary paid off that “doctor.”) <a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/angels-lament-it-s-2023-and-i-m-still-looking-for-someone-to-give-birth-to-jesus-31062f9426d0">Click Here</a>