The Art of Avoiding Wealth: A Comically Professional Guide to Staying Broke

<h2>Introduction:</h2> <p>In a world obsessed with the hustle, the grind, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar, we present a revolutionary idea: How about NOT making money?&nbsp;Yes, you heard it right. Dive into this hilariously over-the-top guide on how to stay away from money like the big pro you never knew you wanted to be.</p> <h2>1.Develop an Allergy to Green:</h2> <p>Money is green, and green is everywhere. Start by avoiding anything green. Broccoli? Nope. Green traffic lights? Wait for the red. This will ensure you&rsquo;re mentally and physically repelled by the very color of money.</p> <h2>2. The Anti-Business Plan:</h2> <p>While others are drafting business plans, you should draft an &ldquo;anti-business plan.&rdquo; Identify the least profitable industries, the worst times to launch, and the most unmarketable products. Then, dive headfirst into them.</p> <h2>3. Master the Art of Oversharing:</h2> <p>Every time someone talks about investments or savings, start an unrelated and highly personal story. Not only will they avoid giving you financial advice, but they might also avoid you altogether. Two birds, one stone.</p> <h2>4. Become a Money Repellant Guru:</h2> <p>Host seminars teaching others your groundbreaking techniques. But remember, don&rsquo;t charge for these seminars. That would be counterproductive.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/@comedychronicles/the-art-of-avoiding-wealth-a-comically-professional-guide-to-staying-broke-106081559f65"><strong>Click Here</strong></a></p>