My Favorite Plans Are the Ones I Cancel
<p>People find it strange when they hear that you don’t enjoy socializing in person very often. It’s almost as if you’re strange for not wanting to go out into the world and hang out with other people.</p>
<p><em>I mean, have you SEEN what the world is like, lately? Do you hear the dumb things people constantly say?</em></p>
<p>Pardon me if I don’t care to risk getting shot up in a restaurant, at a movie theater, or in the mall. Excuse me for not wanting to spend $100 or more on an evening out. And I’m sorry if I find most people incredibly pretentious or boring.</p>
<p><em>I’m cool with staying home. My dog needs me. And she outranks everyone else.</em></p>
<p>My favorite people on this planet live under my roof. I’d rather cook for them while drinking a little wine and listening to some kick-ass music. With my adorable little dog dancing around the kitchen table, begging for a few scraps. Mooch, indeed.</p>
<p>For me, this option is way better than getting dressed up, driving somewhere, and spending a bunch of money on food that doesn’t taste as good as my cooking. And doing this in a place that’s crowded with a bunch of people I’d rather not be around. I’m far less likely to catch Covid or a stray bullet in my own home.</p>
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