A Homeless Guy and an Illegal Alien Walk into A Park

<p>&ldquo;Ireally liked the dog from your Tinder profile,&rdquo; I said to him, looking gingerly around at the baggage he had decided to bring to our date. It&rsquo;s a first date. Usually people leave their issues &mdash; and things &mdash; at home for those. He couldn&rsquo;t.</p> <p>&ldquo;Oh, you won&rsquo;t believe it,&rdquo; he laughed, setting his guitar down on the cobbled step below us.</p> <p>&ldquo;I took him from a beach in Portugal. So cute, isn&rsquo;t he?&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;You just&hellip; took him?&rdquo; I get a shrug in turn.</p> <p><a href="https://humanparts.medium.com/a-homeless-guy-and-an-illegal-alien-walk-into-a-park-66038adec580"><strong>Click Here</strong></a></p>
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