Signs You May Be Getting Old
<p><em>I’ve already canvassed some of the signs of aging in </em><a href="https://medium.com/crows-feet/how-to-tell-youre-over-70-4add4038370d?sk=6e28e0fda60eb4cd696522b91cd517eb" rel="noopener"><em>“Signs You May Be Getting Old.”</em></a><em> But that piece just scratched the surface. Here are a few more telltale hints:</em></p>
<p>You haven’t bought new shoes this millennium.</p>
<p>You’ve acquired partial credit toward a medical degree from the University of Google.</p>
<p>The only positive result you’ve recently received is for a Covid-19 test.</p>
<p>Sometimes you’re glad you’re losing your hearing.</p>
<p>You scoff at the idea of a universal remote.</p>
<p>You refuse to buy a smart TV because you have no idea how to connect it to your existing devices.</p>
<p>Getting down on the floor is marginally easier than getting up from the floor.</p>
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