Boston’s Lavender Rhino Feels Too Old To Get Back in the Game

It was raining men for me back in the 70s and 80s — from the Cape all the way down to Southie — but times have changed, and like the Townie who peaked in high school, my looks and fame are far gone. I’ve been out of the game for over 40 years, and I feel like I’m not desirable enough to even consider dating again with these hawt calves as an old gay horn who’s had too many Jimmies and extra trips to Dunks. Not only that, I got so invested in the Celtics series that I completely forgot about Pride Month…AGAIN! My much more colorful friends tell me to put myself out there, but it’s wicked hawd taking advice from people who are wickedly youthful and pissa, y’know? And when my fairy friends try to boost me up, all I think is, “this fuckin’ guy.” <a href="https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/bostons-lavender-rhinoceros-feels-too-old-to-get-back-in-the-game-928496ac0674">Website</a>