We Should All Become Republicans
<p>There are times when your country demands a sacrifice so great, it will shape the rest of your life. Sometimes, it’s war. Sometimes, it’s jury duty. But now your country is asking you to do something much more horrifying.</p>
<p>You need to register as a Republican.</p>
<p>Even if you’ve voted Democrat your entire life. Even if you’re reading this on your iPhone while parking your Tesla at IKEA to buy a rain barrel to have polyamorous sex in.</p>
<p>You need to register as a Republican so you can vote in the GOP presidential primaries, which are the most important elections on the planet.</p>
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