Recently at a MAGA event in Iowa a reporter asked the attendees who Jesus would have voted for. Spoiler alert: they said Trump.
Over Christmas, congregations around the world happily spread Qatari-funded propaganda about Jesus being born in Gaza as an indigenous Palestinian, completely oblivious to the utter stupidity in that statement.
As a progressive Jewish rabbi, Jesus would not have identified with either of the above — at least I hope he wouldn’t have. But I can think of a few other things that Jesus may have considered doing that align perfectly with these ideas: