I’ve already canvassed some of the signs of aging in “Signs You May Be Getting Old.” But that piece just scratched the surface. Here are a few more telltale hints:
You haven’t bought new shoes this millennium.
You’ve acquired partial credit toward a medical degree from the University of Google.
The only positive result you’ve recently received is for a Covid-19 test.
Sometimes you’re glad you’re losing your hearing.
You scoff at the idea of a universal remote.
You refuse to buy a smart TV because you have no idea how to connect it to your existing devices.
Getting down on the floor is marginally easier than getting up from the floor.