In a town by Lemon Lake, quiet and serene,
Lived a legend, whispered softly, seldom seen.
The Lemon Lake Monster shrouded in the darkness of night,
A creature of shadows, out of sight.
Ronnie, Ricky, Roxie, and Taylor, 3+1=4 friends ever so bright,
Played near the lake, bathed in sunlight’s delight.
But as winter whispered and nights grew long,
The Monster stirred, its intentions wrong.
One frosty evening, under the moon’s eerie glow,
The Monster rose, a shadow in the snow.
With a wave of its claw, it waved its own thunderous FART,
It cast a sleepy haze, a slumberous dart.