Tag: Presidential

A Presidential Paradox: Can Trump Be Elected if Convicted?

A legal conundrum unfolds on the American political stage, raising a pivotal question: Can a presidential candidate, facing serious criminal charges, ascend to the nation’s highest office? This query now hangs over former President Donald Trump, setting the stage for an unprecedented col...

Time Travelling to the Republican Presidential Debate

In a worldwide exclusive, The Mad Parade has acquired the transcript of the debate via single-use access to a time machine. Could we have used it to travel back to 1889 to kill baby Hitler or to 2016 to delete to the master tapes of Baby Shark? Sure. Did we instead frivolously skip ahead a...

Presidentialpredictor Lichtman

Allan Lichtman is one of the few forecasters who predicted the victory of Donald Trump over Hilary Clinton in 2016. Who is the guy? Allan Jay Lichtman is an American historian who has taught at American University in Washington, D.C. since 1973. He’s a historian who writes book...

Official Presidential Portraits: From Worst to Less Worst

In light of the new presidential portrait unveiling, I started researching presidential portraits of the past. (I also may or may not have been stuck in bed all day with the flu and had a bit of time on my hands.) As a portrait artist who makes a living off of evaluating people’s art, I figure...

2024 Presidential Election Predictions Astrology

The United States will hold a presidential election on November 5, 2024. As of December 2023, Ballotpedia has identified three noteworthy Democratic presidential candidates, seven noteworthy Republican candidates, and four candidates from third parties or running as independents. Democr...

The Real Danger in Trump’s Presidential Immunity Argument

When I represented people accused of crimes, I never asked “Did you do it?”. I viewed that question as needlessly confrontational and frankly, irrelevant. My job was not to prove that the defendant “didn’t do it”. It was to make sure that the state didn’t put...

Americans Can Buy Induced Comas to Escape Presidential Election

Americans desperate to avoid enduring a likely Biden vs. Trump matchup in the 2024 US presidential election are turning to extreme measures — including induced comas. Several firms are offering to put individuals into a coma for the duration of the election. Customers pay an upfront fee and...

Rep. Marjorie Greene is Demanding Nikki Haley Drop Out of the Presidential Race.

“Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) criticized Republican primary candidate and former ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley in a post on X, formerly Twitter, ahead of the polls closing in New Hampshire Tuesday. “If Nikki Haley decides to drag this...

2024 Presidential Election Predictions Astrology

The United States will hold a presidential election on November 5, 2024. As of December 2023, Ballotpedia has identified three noteworthy Democratic presidential candidates, seven noteworthy Republican candidates, and four candidates from third parties or running as independents. Democr...

Stubb Wins First Round of Finland’s Presidential Election

Here are the key facts of this story, as agreed upon by ¹Tulospalvelu, ²Reuters, ³Helsinki Times, ⁴Euronews and ⁵President of the Republic of Finland. Following the completion of preliminary calculations, former Prime Minister Alexander Stubb has w...