Terms and Conditions of Womanhood
<p>Congratulations on being born a girl! Why are you crying? Here are a few things you can expect as you embark on this exciting journey.</p>
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<li>Being a baby is the best. You’re going to be coddled and cradled and swaddled until you’re blue in the face. But blue isn’t for you, that’s for boys! You get to wear pink and frills so everyone knows that when you’re placed against your will next to a shapeless form in blue, they can project their adult oversexualizations onto you. What a heartbreaker, they’ll say.</li>
<li>People will gift you kitchen sets and dolls to start your training for housewifery. You didn’t want to play outside in the dirt, anyway. Why would you want to get your dress dirty? It’s so pretty, just like you.</li>
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