Two Bob
<p><strong><em>Double dip dichotomy,<br />
Put two *bob each way,<br />
Winning isn’t sinning,<br />
Let’s go out and play.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Weasels that have measles,<br />
And mice that have lice,<br />
And people who want permanent,<br />
None are very nice.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Carousing is contagious,<br />
I’d rather throw the dice,<br />
Come cruise in my cruiser,<br />
Not once or twice, but thrice.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Try counting confetti,<br />
Don’t catch the bride’s bouquet,<br />
It might stop us for a lifetime,<br />
Let’s live for the day.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Stand under the mistletoe,<br />
Then hop, skip, and jump,<br />
Tell a lass that solid mass,<br />
Is nothing but a lump.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>The messages between the lines,<br />
Often can’t be read,<br />
Take your carbohydrates,<br />
With your daily bread.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Sing a song of sixpence,<br />
A pocket, full of rye,<br />
Four and twenty blackbirds,<br />
Baked in the pie.</em></strong></p>
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