Trump Flees to Cuba During Hurricane Idalia

<p>A recorded conversation was leaked from the Department of Justice today, indicating that Donald J. Trump may have fled to Cuba under the cover of Hurricane Idalia in a desperate attempt to flee US justice.</p> <p>According to several sources this morning US justice officials received a very unusual call from Cuban law enforcement officials. The officials described capturing a man walking away from the shipwrecked remains of a yacht named &ldquo;Florida Man&rdquo; that had apparently capsized under storm conditions from Hurricane Idalia, and washed up on Cuban shores.</p> <p>Cuban officials said they are detaining the man, who closely matches the description of former US President Donald Trump, who was recently released from Rice Street Jail in Fulton County under a $200,000 bond for his alleged role in a RICO conspiracy in Fulton County Georgia.</p> <p>The transcript of the call reads as follows:</p> <p>&ldquo;Hey, we think we got your guy here, but he doesn&rsquo;t quite match his description from Fulton County. He&rsquo;s about three inches shorter and forty pounds heavier. Also, he looks like he is pretty bald on top.&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;Wait, what? How did he get there?&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;Apparently he was on a yacht that capsized in yesterday&rsquo;s storm.&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;Was there anyone with him?&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;We asked him what happened to the captain and crew. He told us he fired them. He said, &lsquo;They did not do a good job, they were terrible at their jobs, just horrible, horrible people. I mean, the ship fell over! I am pretty sure they were all radical left Democrats.&rsquo; &rdquo;</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/trump-flees-to-cuba-during-hurricane-idalia-5054fd27a4"><strong>Learn More</strong></a></p>