9 Things That Would Make A Trump Biden Rematch Way More Interesting
<p>Since it now looks inevitable, let’s inject a little levity and lighthearted agism into the imminent face-off between Biden and Trump. I know I’d tune in… and so would you.</p>
<p>At every debate, Biden must dress up as SpongeBob SquarePants with Trump in full SquidWard costume. Questions from the moderators must relate only to children’s animated cartoons.</p>
<p>Is it hair or is it haystraw? The nation will find out as hair stylist to the stars Edward Tricomi pulls at Biden’s fading follicles and Trump’s questionable cornsilk during a primetime reveal.</p>
<p>Election year is about contrasting the candidates, and what better way to do that than by having both renew their vows before a national TV audience on Valentine’s Day in Las Vegas? The betting line is that Don and Melania never show up to the “Say It Again” altar.</p>
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