Then there’s that wrinkle cream I purchased!
<p>I went to Walmart for the first time since I turned 75. It’s a drive. Did you know there were towns with no Walmart, McDonalds or Starbucks? Yes, there is.</p>
<p>ONE!</p>
<p>Yesterday I made my monthly trip to Big Town where there is a Walmart and a McDonalds. No Starbucks.</p>
<p>I bought:</p>
<ul>
<li>Mascara — haven’t worn it in years</li>
<li>Pecans — to eat, I don’t bake</li>
<li>Baking soda</li>
<li>Epson salt</li>
<li>Vinegar</li>
<li>Retinal cream — (wrinkle cream)</li>
</ul>
<p>Why did I buy wrinkle cream? I can’t even see any wrinkles. Of course, if I looked in a magnifying mirror I’d see some. If I looked in any mirror I’d see them! I’m sure they’re there.</p>
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