The 7 Signs of a Bad Programmer

<p>There are many ways to be ineffective at a job. Here are a few that seem to be a running theme with some programmers I&rsquo;ve worked with over the years:</p> <h2>I&rsquo;m a Software Engineer, not a Programmer</h2> <p>You know what they&rsquo;re like. Mechanical keyboard in the office? Can&rsquo;t make the standup because they were thinking about that problem (it&rsquo;s 5 minutes to mention what you&rsquo;re thinking). How long did it take to get the latte?</p> <p>I&rsquo;m not entirely certain how people can become so arrogant with 3 years of experience, but there you go.</p> <blockquote> <p>I like to impress with my job title. Who? What do you mean, nobody cares.</p> </blockquote> <p>Perhaps a little more time working and a little less time working on your status?</p> <h2>Whiteboard in the background</h2> <p>Some people in the industry do have degrees. I&rsquo;ve worked with Doctors (not the medical kind, OK). Those with qualifications in the industry often choose not to mention them, because within many organizations there is a reverse snobbishness around education.</p> <p>Yet others wear glasses without medical reason (which really happens) and stand in front of a whiteboard on those video calls.</p> <p>I&rsquo;d be more impressed if your whiteboard had more than a bullet-point list. That is, I know you don&rsquo;t understand the wider architecture of the application. Your whiteboard is like putting make-up on a pig.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/@tsecretdeveloper/the-7-signs-of-a-bad-programmer-a624204f7222"><strong>Website</strong></a></p>
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