Salesforce — A $205 Billion Startup That Most Don’t Understand What It Does.
<p>Me: “Hey! So what do you do for a living?”</p>
<p><strong>Salesforce Friend: “I’m an SFE, a salesforce engineer.”</strong></p>
<p>Me: “Oh yeah, you told me that before. Remind me what they do again. Is it like a customer relationship management software?”</p>
<p><strong>Salesforce Friend: “It’s not. It’s much more than that.”</strong></p>
<p><strong>*Another Friend Enters The Conversation*</strong></p>
<p>The Other Friend: “What are you guys talking about?”</p>
<p>Me: “Did you know that he works in Salesforce?”</p>
<p>The Other Friend: “Oh yeah. I always forget what they do. I even saw Matthew McConaughey in their ad. But I still forgot what they do. Is it like Excel for companies?”</p>
<p><strong>Salesforce Friend: “I was just saying, not really. It’s more than that. It’s like…”</strong></p>
<p><strong>*A Final Friend Enters The Conversation*</strong></p>
<p>Final Friend: “What up, imaginary people from AL’s article?!”</p>
<p>The Other Friend: “His name is AL? That’s our god?”</p>
<p>Me: “Such a stupid name, I agree. Anyway, we’re talking about Salesforce.”</p>
<p>Final Friend: “Oh, the space app?”</p>
<p><strong>Salesforce Friend: “… You know what? Yes, we’re the CRM-Excel-Space app.”</strong></p>
<p>Me: “Dude, this is so confusing. You should just tell your company to get acquired by a big company or something. It’s too confusing. Find a $1 billion company to buy you your company out. Trust me.”</p>
<p><strong>Salesforce Friend: “Salesforce has a market cap of $205 billion.”</strong></p>
<p>Me: “…”</p>
<p>The Other Friend: “…”</p>
<p>Final Friend: “…”</p>
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