Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida
<p>Mom is a faithful Christian who starts each day reading the Bible and dreams of being Amish. Dad’s a philandering drunk who eats small children and counts shiny beads. We hate transgenders.</p>
<p>My parents are a little like North Korea and the Netherlands. They kind of balance out the human race.</p>
<p>Naturally, my siblings all claim to speak different languages to eliminate the possibility of meaningful dialogue.</p>
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