At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous
<p>We understand what matters most to celebrities when looking for a place to hang their hats. Sure, a 20-foot-high hedge for privacy is a must and a nearby body of water with a dock for their yachts is non-negotiable. Any ol’ realtor to the stars can deliver those. Our discreet yet highly trained CYA Realty agents, however, know that what the rich and famous need more than anything is a mini-manse with at least one relatably crappy looking room where they can film apology videos.</p>
<p>Just this week we sold a 10,000 square foot property to a Hollywood couple who were beside themselves with delight when they learned their new home had been specially designed with not one but three rooms with peeling floral wallpaper, fluorescent lighting and truly awful acoustics. The perfect backdrop from which to apologize to their millions of fans for something bad they’ll for sure do at some point.</p>
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