New Client’s Website Had Some Interesting Problems

<p>Whilst officially &ldquo;Retired&rdquo; from accessibility and efficiency consulting, I still get people banging down the door offering me work. In a way it feels good to feel needed, and sometimes I really just wish folks would leave me alone.&nbsp;<em>Honestly which is which is determined more by my health day to day than the people and projects in question.</em></p> <p>What intrigued me about this one is I kind of know their product market. They are in fact a competitor to a company I did a lot of work for in the mid 2000&rsquo;s. Let&rsquo;s just say they manufacture and sell silicone and rubber toys of an adult nature.</p> <p>Their founder/owner contacted me personally and I was intrigued by three things.</p> <ol> <li>An offer of cash up front&nbsp;<strong>JUST&nbsp;</strong>for a consult to evaluate what was wrong, giving them a write-up of what I thought needed to be done. A more than generous amount of money for the job as well. Then if I can make any simple changes to help he&rsquo;s willing to pile more on top.&nbsp;<em>I warned him some things might not be simple changes. That&rsquo;s fine, I help, he pays.</em></li> <li>Was willing to give me admin access to their hosting just for this consult. Normally I have to twist people&rsquo;s arms to get that and it&rsquo;s not information a business like this one should just freely hand out to some rando.</li> <li>Actually quoted Patton asking me to give it to him &ldquo;double dirty&rdquo; as he wasn&rsquo;t a &ldquo;little old lady at an afternoon tea party.&rdquo;</li> </ol> <p><a href="https://deathshadow.medium.com/new-clients-website-had-some-interesting-problems-faaba7755e08">Visit Now</a>&nbsp;</p>