The Mythical Creature Design Team’s Christmas Monsters Get Reviewed
<p>Good afternoon team. Glad we all here in the Mythical Creature Design department could sit down for a little talk. After a hard year, I thought you would love the last assignment. I asked you to give me holiday creature for Christmas who would help guide children down the path of good. What never surprises me about you guys is how you will take a suggestion and go out of your way to make my life miserable with the creators upstairs.</p>
<p>What do I mean? Let’s have a deeper look at some of your entrees.</p>
<p>Jesse submitted the Yule Cat. On the surface this is nice. It’s a cat. It’s a big cat. 8/10 humans surveyed say cats are among their favorite creatures. This should have been a home-run. But no. Jesse didn’t want a home run. She wanted a monster. A Yule Cat who runs around during the holidays, eating people.</p>
<p>Oh, I’m sorry Jesse, you’re right. Everyone please note that the Yule Cat does not eat everyone. Just those who don’t receive any new clothes that Christmas. Not really caring about sustainability are we, Jesse? I’m also not sure why you think children need to give or receive clothes to be considered good. Be honest, does this have have anything to do with that new fashion line you’re working on?</p>
<p>Never mind, we’ll talk later. I thought this was going to be an exception to the rule, a bit of dark humor from a member of the mythical creature design team who hates the holidays. But nope. It appeared to be the rule. Which Gregory showed me quite clearly with his submission.</p>
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