It’s The Death of Millennial Corniness

<p>As you mom&nbsp;<a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/03/31/1089922663/the-vibe-has-shifted-plus-conversations-with-people-who-hate-me" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank">may have heard on NPR recently</a>, we are in the midst of a vibe shift. What&nbsp;<em>is</em>&nbsp;a vibe shift, your mom may be asking (she was making pesto while the segment was on and not really listening)? A vibe shift is all things to all people: it&rsquo;s a spring cleaning of the mind&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;an obvious &rdquo;<a href="https://www.theringer.com/music/2017/11/8/16615842/grunge-new-york-times-slang" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank">swingin&rsquo; on the flippety-flop</a>&rdquo;-esque youth culture prank being played on media dum-dums. It&rsquo;s a collective process of re-awakening from our cultural hibernation&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;an excuse for 22-year-olds to buy Von Dutch hats. But I mean, duh, it&rsquo;s mostly just a standard cyclical change of trend cycles, the same kind that happen every few years &mdash; you know, the time when all the ads and fashion sites switch over from being like, &ldquo;You dumb asshole, buy these gladiator sandals, your life is a fucking tragic nightmare without these gladiator sandals, you&rsquo;re lucky we don&rsquo;t just shoot you in the back of the head WHICH, TO BE CLEAR, WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT ON YOUR CURRENT GLADIATOR SANDAL-FREE LIFESTYLE&rdquo; to being like &ldquo;You dumb asshole, you&rsquo;re lucky we don&rsquo;t throw you in jail for those fucking disgusting gladiator sandals you&rsquo;re wearing, BUY THESE WHITE PLATFORM SNEAKERS IF YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO LIVE.&rdquo;</p> <p><a href="https://gabriellemoss.medium.com/its-the-death-of-millennial-corniness-87f945ab3e40"><strong>Learn More</strong></a></p>