If The Rich Get The Live-Forever Pill

The drug “Immortacin” (pronounced Immortacin) hit the market, and once more, the world became interesting to God. Science had done it: A regimen of fifty “Morties” a day meant no more aging. No more death. For Jimmy. Jimmy only. For only Jimmy could afford Immortacin — he alone had reached the status of trillionaire. The world’s first “trill” had become the world’s first immortal. “I want to thank my employee-customers,” said Jimmy from the Whitehouse, borrowing the president’s desk and camera crew for a shoutout. “Thank you, guys, for paying for more me!” Immortacin’s arrival kicked off a new holiday, “Jimmy Is Forever Celebration Day,” which unveiled Mount Rushmore’s new sculpture: I Am That I Am Jimmy, a head designed to be a conglomeration of every image ever captured of Jimmy, from fetus to man. At the end of the first Jimmy Is Forever Celebration Day, Jimmy revealed the national monument’s new name: <a href="https://danielwilliams737.medium.com/if-the-rich-get-the-live-forever-pill-3f18151ea554">Read More</a>