Guys and Shoes

I just read an article that says, more and more, women are the breadwinners in their families and I have this to say about it: thank friggin’ God. Women are better than men in virtually every way, save for those 3–4 days per month when they turn into Satan-worshiping land sharks. As an example, here’s what happened today when I went to buy some shoes: Buying shoes is normally not an humorous experience unless you, like me, nearly become a cripple as a result of a quick visit to Cole Haan. The adventure began when, while shopping, I inexplicably bought a new pair of shoes without trying them on. Why not? Well, I’ve been a size 11 since the mid-90’s so if the stupid shoes say “11”, put ’em in my bag and ring ’em up. This, of course, is the shopping equivalent of those tried and true “male” habits like refusing to ask for directions or putting the Ikea table together on “feel” alone. Yet, as a guy, sitting in that Macy’s for an extra minute to try them on would’ve been impossible since I clearly had to find a bar to watch highlights of the #1 v #16 March Madness blowout for the fourth time that day. <a href="https://medium.com/@danzaharoni/guys-and-shoes-b9dc6937ce06">Visit Now</a>