Bird or a birb or a borb or a floof?
<p><em>The Alphabet have clearly not “got it”. One look at their vacant expressions, and Professor Birb starts to take deep calming breaths. Her tummy is oscillating up and down.</em></p>
<p><strong>Prof. Birb: </strong>Even humans know more than this! <em>(The Alphabet gasp at the grave insult) </em>The good folk at Audobon have written two excellent essays on this topic: “<a href="https://www.audubon.org/news/when-bird-birb-extremely-important-guide" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank"><em>When Is a Bird a ‘Birb’? An Extremely Important Guide</em></a>” and “<a href="https://www.audubon.org/news/whats-difference-between-borb-and-floof" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank"><em>What’s the Difference Between a ‘Borb’ and a ‘Floof’?</em></a>”. But since your baboon-brains won’t strain neurons to read, I shall summarise.</p>
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