Donald Trump 2.0
<p>A group of billionaires sits around a large, gold-plated table discussing plans for the 2024 presidential election.</p>
<p><strong>Charles Koch</strong>: “I think we can all agree that we’d like to get more of those juicy tax cuts we received under Trump but it’s not looking good for our boy Donald in 2024.”</p>
<p><strong>Steve Wynn</strong>: “Have you seen the guy lately? Stairs are a challenge and, if you hear him speak unscripted, he’s incomprehensible.”</p>
<p><strong>Phil Ruffin</strong>: “Gotta agree with you there, Steve. I didn’t mind contributing a million or two last time but that was when the odds were better than shooting craps in our casinos.”</p>
<p><strong>Charles Koch</strong>: “Remember, though, that Donald is again running against Joe Biden who’s no spring chicken and is looking and sounding a bit shaky himself.”</p>
<p><strong>Peter Thiel</strong>: “That’s true, but I think we can no longer rely on Trump’s personality to win. He’s clearly handicapped and could drop dead at any time. I’m thinking we need to get some tech guys to help out.”</p>
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