Donald Trump 2.0

<p>A group of billionaires sits around a large, gold-plated table discussing plans for the 2024 presidential election.</p> <p><strong>Charles Koch</strong>: &ldquo;I think we can all agree that we&rsquo;d like to get more of those juicy tax cuts we received under Trump but it&rsquo;s not looking good for our boy Donald in 2024.&rdquo;</p> <p><strong>Steve Wynn</strong>: &ldquo;Have you seen the guy lately? Stairs are a challenge and, if you hear him speak unscripted, he&rsquo;s incomprehensible.&rdquo;</p> <p><strong>Phil Ruffin</strong>: &ldquo;Gotta agree with you there, Steve. I didn&rsquo;t mind contributing a million or two last time but that was when the odds were better than shooting craps in our casinos.&rdquo;</p> <p><strong>Charles Koch</strong>: &ldquo;Remember, though, that Donald is again running against Joe Biden who&rsquo;s no spring chicken and is looking and sounding a bit shaky himself.&rdquo;</p> <p><strong>Peter Thiel</strong>: &ldquo;That&rsquo;s true, but I think we can no longer rely on Trump&rsquo;s personality to win. He&rsquo;s clearly handicapped and could drop dead at any time. I&rsquo;m thinking we need to get some tech guys to help out.&rdquo;</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/the-left-is-right/donald-trump-2-0-dc526119db1e"><strong>Website</strong></a></p>
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