Donald *Rump, Drunk and Incoherent? It’s All Part of His New Strategy.
<p>I checked out the video. Maybe I missed it, but in my humble opinion there’s not much new or different here.</p>
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<p>Sure he’s babbling nonsensically, but how exactly is that different from any other day?</p>
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<p>Reportedly, he’s also sweating and blinking frequently.</p>
<p>I’m sure the guy leaks bacon grease on his best day. So the sweating doesn’t surprise me.</p>
<p>Others in his party have similar afflictions. Giuliani famously leaked swamp water from his head. Pence smells so bad that flies think he belongs in a doggie shit bag.</p>
<p>As far as the blinking is concerned, maybe he’s just trying to keep his bronzer, the “Tan Man With A Grand Plan Face And Bunghole Bronzer”, out of his eyes.</p>
<p>I shudder to think what that ass’s asshole is doing as he pontificates.</p>
<p>So, I’m not diagnosing the dude from afar. Maybe he’s drunk. Maybe he’s got a medical condition. Maybe … a lot of things.</p>
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