Are Boobs Higher in Miami

<p>Miami is a different planet. The gravity is different.</p> <p>Miami is from Star Trek. It is where Admiral James T. Kirk, referred to as Captain Kirk, arrives on a planet and there are only women. The ladies have cone breasts, even without their titanium brassieres.</p> <p>I am Captain Kirk in Miami wondering where did all these big pointy breasts come from? Is gravity lifting breasts higher? If it is gravity, however, shouldn&#39;t my feet also be leaving the ground?</p> <p>Shit, what is it? Why is everyone so much hotter here?</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/boobs-breasts-and-mammaries/are-boobs-higher-in-miami-734ea1d8dda0"><strong>Click Here</strong></a></p>
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