Are Boobs Higher in Miami
<p>Miami is a different planet. The gravity is different.</p>
<p>Miami is from Star Trek. It is where Admiral James T. Kirk, referred to as Captain Kirk, arrives on a planet and there are only women. The ladies have cone breasts, even without their titanium brassieres.</p>
<p>I am Captain Kirk in Miami wondering where did all these big pointy breasts come from? Is gravity lifting breasts higher? If it is gravity, however, shouldn't my feet also be leaving the ground?</p>
<p>Shit, what is it? Why is everyone so much hotter here?</p>
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