Off the Beaten Path

<p>&ldquo;Are you bringing toothpaste?&rdquo; he asks, throwing things together last minute, while I&rsquo;ve voted on each of my items for weeks.</p> <p>&ldquo;Yes.&rdquo; I remove the redundant jumbo tube from his pile.</p> <p>Having arranged our trip &mdash; airlines, hotels, dinners &mdash; my shiny new, first, last, forever husband feels heroic. Which will lead to medicinally-assisted hot hotel sex as we break-in foreign beds like dangerous strangers strewing clothes around the unfamiliar room. I look forward to waking up not knowing where we are, who he is, who I am and what the hell happened to my underpants.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/crows-feet/off-the-beaten-path-c3af72acd88e"><strong>Website</strong></a></p>
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