Be Late for Something Day 2023–Celebrated with Mixed Results
<p><strong>Live Feed from Radio Station KRAZ: </strong>Confusion erupted as some sectors of mainstream America struggled to embrace this heretofore lesser-known holiday.</p>
<p>Basic Type A people gave the very concept deaf ears and blind eyes.</p>
<p>Several of them were treated at local emergency rooms for minor injuries–-busted noses and black eyes from running into buildings and telephone poles. A few with serious concussions are still under observation.</p>
<p>A smaller number of folks sustained debilitating fractures from their inability to hear honking horns or see oncoming traffic when so hell-bent on getting to school or work on time they attempted to jaywalk.</p>
<p>And more than one reporter was pushed to the ground when attempting to interview one of these hustlers.</p>
<h2><strong>On Another Note–Commuters faired better.</strong></h2>
<p>Those who actually read the memo took their time getting ready for work. Hence rush hour traffic was record-breakingly light.</p>
<p>However, the temptation was too great.</p>
<p>Some of those same commuters were unable to resist the unclogged roads and got in their cars in spite of their initial interest in the festivities. The attempt backfired when traffic conditions were so uber-light, they actually got to work early.</p>
<p>Now they had choices.</p>
<p>They could have not clocked in and instead gone downstairs to their local Starbucks and gotten a head start on Pumpkin Latte Season (PLS) seeing how they were inadvertent go-getters anyway.</p>
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