10 NEW Ways To Make Friends And Guarantee Happiness

<p><em>This is a satirical, lighthearted look at the world of self improvement and the endless pursuit of happiness and it&rsquo;s not to be taken seriously.</em></p> <p>I&rsquo;m willing to bet you&rsquo;re tired of those same old repetitive tips on how to be happy.</p> <p>&middot; Wake up at 4am and drink some guava juice,</p> <p>&middot; Go for a 10-mile run.</p> <p>&middot; Meditate to the sounds of mating whales.</p> <p><em>You get my drift&hellip;. Boooring!</em></p> <p>What about tips on how to be a good friend?</p> <p>&middot; Be a good listener.</p> <p>&middot; Don&rsquo;t be judgemental.</p> <p>&middot; When your best friend calls at 3am from the hospital don&rsquo;t hang up on them.</p> <p><em>Whatever!</em></p> <p>Instead of listening to mind-numbing regurgitated advice from so-called experts with PHD&rsquo;s after their names, follow my mind-<em>blowing</em>&nbsp;tips, and your life will change forever. That&rsquo;s a promise.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/@literatewords/10-new-ways-to-make-friends-and-guarantee-happiness-f096ddf508a7">Website</a></p>