It’s been one year since my boyfriend, X A-1 Steaksauce, left me for an NFT of a redheaded woman holding a banana. As it turns out, I was the fungible one.
It all started last summer when X A-1 joined Raya “just for friends.” I knew things had gotten worse when he upgraded his Soho House membership to global status. That’s where he met Horatio, an in-house DJ for SpaceX who dabbled in hydroponic farming and worked for Bear Stearns during the financial crisis.
“I just made my first angel investment,” I remember X A-1 excitedly sharing with me when he came home.