Back in 2012, I went to live with my Dad for a year, while I studied at a nearby college. One memory that always comes back to me is how much we fought over Apple versus Windows.
It’s not that I thought Apple made bad products. It just annoyed me how my Dad was deeply entrenched in the Apple cult. He would buy anything and everything they put on the market.
If Apple sold shit in a bag, he’d queue at midnight to buy it. After all, it’s not just any shit in a bag. It’s an Apple shit in a bag.
Fast forward ten years and nothing has changed. Apple still has a dedicated flock of fanboy sheep, who will buy anything that has the Apple logo on it.
It’s sad to see people act this way and empty their pockets for this multi-trillion-dollar company. But it’s also funny seeing it from the outside.
Today, I thought we’d laugh together at some of the absolute gems that Apple sells to its devoted followers.
The products below are so bizarre that you’ll probably question their existence. But I assure you, they’re as real as the pixels on this screen. Enjoy.