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I haven’t been bagelled lately. If you’re Jewish, you probably know what that means. In my head scarf a la Zadie Smith, I am recognizably Jewish. Wearing long skirts and long sleeves in the summer also helps peg me as Torah-observant, or Orthodox. All this means, I get bagelled a lot....

Why is strolling in the women’s section in a mall like strolling in a field? Because it is full of crops. Crop tops as far as the eye can see. And I can’t see it anymore. What do I have against crop tops? Hmm… let’s see, where do I begin? It’s nothing offensive, I a...