The Great Chinese Takeaway — Spies In British Parliament

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has raised ‘very strong concerns’ with Chinese Premier Li Qiang after MI5 discovered a few Chinese spies working in British parliament. Sunak was delighted to make everyone’s afternoon at the G20 really awkward by raising the issue over a champagne brunch. He added that his meeting with Li in a side room of the international gathering was “an example of the benefits of engagement rather than “shouting from the sidelines.” But vehemently denies pushing the little bastard into a cupboard and said he wouldn’t do that anyway ‘because Li Quaing knows Kung-Fu’. Sunak told journalists, “We discussed a range of things and I raised areas where there are disagreements”. Adding “And this is just part of our strategy to protect ourselves, protect our values and our interests, to align our approach to China with that of our allies like America, Australia, Canada, Japan’ Then he told everyone he was ALSO learning Kung-Fu before putting on a pair of sunglasses and standing like Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat. It was reported in the Sunday Times that a parliamentary researcher with links to senior Tory MPs was arrested under the Official Secrets Act. The Sunday Times failed to mention whether this followed a boat chase down the Thames and a shoot-out in Picadilly Circus, but it’s very likely. The Metropolitan police’s counterterrorism command, which covers international espionage, is currently investigating, the paper reported. The researcher arrested, is in his 20s, was picked up in Edinburgh and the second man, in his 30s, was detained in Oxfordshire, probably Midsomer where all the fun stuff happens. <a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-great-chinese-takeaway-spies-in-british-parliament-dee3742b6702">Learn More</a>