Ethics? We Don???t Need No Stinkin??? Ethics!

Hey there Justices, soooooo pumped to get started! I’m Chief Johnny, and I want to welcome you all to our new court session!

Let’s start with SCOTUS rules! Yay! So put those backpacks in your cubbies, sit in a circle, and we’ll make some rules together and write them on the whiteboard. Anyone mind if I make room by erasing this atavistic rant left by Justice Scalia about textualism in statutory interpretation?

What’s that Clarence? You don’t want any ‘stupid ol’ rules’?

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